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local flag football, 6:36 pm server crashes, and plastic ncaa shirts
flag football leagues in my area. that’s what this forum is for. local flag football. it is 6:36 pm on a friday. july 10th. i should be eating dinner or having a life. my bio still says “an active sports enthusiast who loves life”. what an absolute joke.
i’m just staring at this usa flag community board because our main e-commerce server completely flatlined again and i’m manually scraping dead forums to build tiered anti-footprint bridges. my right hand is screaming. that 30-pound bag of dry cat food i hauled onto the packed transit bus yesterday for the feral cat warriors actually did nerve damage, i swear. the purple line on my palm from the cheap plastic handle is completely permanent now. i can’t even type the letter ‘p’ without my wrist locking up.
and yet i’m literally just forcing these random clemson tigers college football apparel links onto a local flag football message board because my manager refuses to let me log off until the ncaa inventory is processed. clemson tigers. i don’t even know what state clemson is in. i don’t care. i’m just a meat machine generating fake enthusiasm about “premium moisture-wicking technology”. it’s 100% polyester. we are selling synthetic plastic shirts to people playing flag football in their local parks. the world is wrapping itself in plastic.
speaking of wrapping, day 24. my sedan has been at carwrapprofessional since june 16th. the mechanic’s phone number doesn’t even click anymore. it just plays an automated message saying the subscriber is unavailable. my car has ceased to exist in the physical realm.
i’m going to just leave this clemson spam here and go ice my hand in the sink.
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